THE SWINE!
hello my friends...last night i was chased and attacked by a dog, he got hold of me by my luscious
coat , i managed to struggle free but in the process ripped out a chunk of my fur and left me with a hole on my chest, i was quite traumatized though and it will teach me not to stray to far, one good thing ive been getting extra attention all day off gypsy, the other cats 's noses was out of joint but i dont care, so please you lot becareful out there its a dangerous world im currently on the bed licking my wound feeling sorry for myself. 
coat , i managed to struggle free but in the process ripped out a chunk of my fur and left me with a hole on my chest, i was quite traumatized though and it will teach me not to stray to far, one good thing ive been getting extra attention all day off gypsy, the other cats 's noses was out of joint but i dont care, so please you lot becareful out there its a dangerous world im currently on the bed licking my wound feeling sorry for myself.
posted by gypsy noir at 10:24 PM
40 Comments:
Creemore said...
Mon petit chou, are you alright? I can lick it all better, you know.
*bisous*
Creemie
10:20 PM
thankyou creemie for your concern id like that very much mon baby x
Me voici, mon tresor,
my tongue is ready to administer the treatment.
*bisous*
your adoring little Creemsicle
its ok sin alfie knows that not all doggys are bad you are one of his bestist pals..
Alfie,
you manly-man you. Dead mice make me shiver with delight.
*bisous*
Creemie
he he creemie i like to make you shiver mon petité.
Don't worry, mon petit chou, Mummy can't get me to stay still long enough to fit me into a chastity belt. Plus, I think my derriere is too generous to fit the standard sizes.
*bisous*
Creemie
Oh my GOD, Alfie - are you alright?? Sorry to just post now...SOMEONE has been hogging the computer *sigh!* Don't worry, old chap, a cat's fur grows back quickly - I'm sure you won't need cometic surgery or anything....
thankyou sammy looks like we are pals after all, blooming women, erhum creemie always get in the way of us blokes!.
Ahem... I could get between you and solve all your problems. That is, if you are both man enough to share.
*bisous*
Creemie
Ohhhh...I like the sound of that, Creemie! What do you say, Alfie, boy?? Pals sharing... everything...even our woman???
whey hey !creemie you are sooo open minded , i like it, im more than manly enough for this, yippeee!, er yes sammy we can share the beautiful creemie no probs.
Oh, sounds jolly good then!! I can't wait to get together...shall we share opposite weekends?? What do you say, Creemie?
I think we can make arrangements, Sammy. I am not only physically flexible, but socially as well.
*bisous bisous*
Creemie
has anyone seen scat the brat cat
Alfie, you're back!
*beaucoup de bisous!*
Creemie
Alfie darling,
Mummy has overpacked as usual, and there isn't a crevice to be found. Alas, we shall have to flirt trans-Atlantically for the moment, unless you can pull a Thai moment once again.
*sigh*
bisous
Creemie
Allo, alf, s'mee again, sindybin. how are yoo? see's you's bin gettin all smooshy wiv creemie..i likes creemie..she's a nice pusser, but you knows that too, dont you alf, an i wish i ad a nice frend like wot you'se got there, but sar's gon away an i'se got no one now...cept mumz of course..even didz ain't here at the moment..s'not fair
luv an lix sindybin
what have you done with my friends, wahhhhh!!!! sob hiss meooow!, you pied piper you..
Alf, s'mee Sindybin..I'se sufferin Alf..got any tips mate? It's soooo 'ot an I can't get me suit orf. s'black you see, well thqt's wot mumz sez. I'se just a doggi so's I dunno...i jus know it's too 'ot..s'not fair
Alfie my sweet, are you saying you have an owner to placate your slave? Please darling, distinguished cats like ourselves don't have owners, ulg! i shudder to think!
Hi Alfie,
This comment may be coming a month late, but I hope you're OK now.
'ello Alf..S'mee Sindybin. Fanx fer yor luvverly purry voice on me blog..i'se ad such a gud time wiv Anne marie but yoo mussent tell Creemie or sheez'll be jellus. Did yoo get ter see Creemie?? I wos makin shor Anne mare wasn't lookin' so i hopes so..tee hee
luv an lix Sindybin
dont tell anne marie but me and creemie had a date, we went to the pictures to see pirates of the carribbean and had a moonlight cuddle, he he .
Hello Alfie,
glad you had a fun time with Creemie- I hope you all cleaned up after yourselves and that you didn't leave her a mess.
Cheers,
AM
Maaaaallllffieee!!!!! Awww my poor little kittie! PMSL @ your pic btw mam ha ha ha classic!
Wanna get hiiigh???
Argggh Creemore is gorgeous and no towelie, its time you and I had a chat....
Bonjour M. Duke, Je suis King Leopold, great descendant of the Goddess Felina. I have never forgotten that my blood is not only blue, but also is of God. It is an honour to meet your royal acquaintance. Perhaps our royal kingdoms can create some type of alliance ... heh?
Bonjour mon petit Alfie,
Just checking that we are still on for Sunday night.
*bisous*
Creemie
Creemie you shlaaaaag!
Creemore, I'm crushed. Me Saturday and Alfie on Sunday. No wonder you became pregnant at nine months. Oh yes, I know, you want to ensure the survival of our god-like species. But I was hoping for more than a one-night rendez-vous.
leopold creemie is as easy as an old shoe, dont knock it pal, turkish your not much good to me alive!!
Hey, watch it with the insults, Alfie, or this old shoe will start throwing itself at other cats only.
*harumph*
Creemie
Alfie,
Prince Rorschach and I had a wonderful time with Creemie last night. We ate great food and Creemore was talking about how excited she was at having her Mum return home from her long summer sojourn.
Hey Dukester,
Waz up man. No long no hear. All well I hope, or has a mouse caught your tongue?
Bonjour mon petit Alfie,
Of course you can come and play. My mummy is too busy entertaining her mummy to be any attention to little old moi. Perhaps we can sneak out and she won't even notice.
I'll meet you at the airport, and we'll run away together!
*bisous*
Creemie
drat,!that darn flea bitten raven.
Happy New Year Duke"o".
Hope you have a good one!
Happy New Year my sweet Alfie,
Mummy is still away for a few days, so if you would like to jet over, there's still time.
*bisous*
Creemie (using Mummy's account because she ran away with the main computer which has all my account information!)
Appy noo yer Alf me mate! I opes yoo had some good tukker fer crimble. luv an lix Sindybn
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