SHHHH!!
OK LISTEN UP ALL YOU CATS -DOGS -HORSES -FISH -PIGS-AND EVEN YOU CEDRIC THE CAT FLEA.....IM BLOGGING FROM AN INTERNET CAFE IN PHUKET...COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW GARY GLITTER JUST THEN.....ANYWAYS AS YOU ALL KNOW I GOT GROUNDED LAST NIGHT ALSO MY POCKET MONEY SUSPENDED.....SO WHAT IVE DONE IS WHEN GYPSY WAS DEAD TO THE WORLD SLEEPING OFF HER 6 BOTTLES OF GIN....I ESCAPED AND HITCHED A RIDE ON A EASY JET FLIGHT TO THIALAND....IVE BEEN APPROACHED TWICE BY TWO LADYBOY CATS CALLED SABASTIAN AND LEON....I TELL YOU GUYS I WAS A BIT SCARED ...IM GONNA SAMPLE SOME OF THE LOCAL DELIGHTS WHILE IM HERE ..THAI MICE...THEN AM HOPPING BACK HOME BEFORE GYPSY NOTICES...SO IF SHE COMES ASKING ANY OF YOU GUYS WHERE I AM , YOU DONT KNOW RIGHT..SAY ANYTHING JUST KEEP HER OFF MY TAIL....CHIN CHIN ..ALFIE...
posted by gypsy noir at 10:26 PM
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thanks guys i knew i could depend on you lot, i might bring you all some duty free absinthe if your good.lol i could have done with red here now, its ok they are mice they still have the faces on, phew! hot ere. chin chin..x
dont worry alfie i wont tell.
likewise henrietta..x..
Alfie, I forgot to answer you regarding sketching a portrait of you. I would love to. Just send me some favourite photos & I'll give it a go. I've never done a sketch of a cat, but there's always a first time!
You naughty cat...
dale id love that ..ill get a portfolio done for you...ive got a photo shoot with whiskas r us next week..x...
Bonsoir, Alfie,
Je suis ravie de vous connaitre.
See, I can be charming in two languages, although if I imitate my mummy, I can swear in a few more.
Nice to meet you, Alfie. You must tell us more about your adventures.
Creemie
you are indeed a very clever kitty...and a girl at last...i think i have competiion with sammy..
Mum's the word, Alfie. I'm great at keeping secrets, especially about which plants I eat. What a brilliant idea to hop a flight while your human is drunk as a skunk! I hear Thai mice are delicious. Freeze dry some and send them to me, will you?!
Oh, so it's a battle for Creemore's affections, is it? You know, we are both handsome bachelors, but I fear the worst, since you will eventually get your pocket money back. You know how women are about a man with money...
Alfie, Sammy,
Mummy says that it's okay to date many boys at once if the boys don't mind. She says the world is modern now and it can be our oyster if we want to have fun. Do you like oysters? I would imagine they are yummy.
*bisous*
Creemie
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do i like oysters ??..honey with you i will eat anything...ill take you out on a moonlight date when i return from thailand mon petite..x..
is that red we see galloping off into the east
im on my way too
?
we know where you are alfie
do i detect distention in the ranks....dont crack now ill be back soon ..ive got thai mice for you all just keep your cool for a little while longer....
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Sorry old chap, they forced it out of me...you know, torture and all that, they pushed me to my breaking point! I'm just fuming right now! I, ah, this is awkward...but I hope this doesn't affect how many Thai mice you bring back for me?? Hmm?? Old friend?? *hopefuly look*
SAMMY!!! you nark...how could you..i mean you betrayed me for what a brush and some toy you should have grown out of ages ago..well gypsy still isnt quite sure whether to believe you or not...i think this has something to do with creemie as with me grounded you can go and sweetheart her....this is war!..
Well, Sammy, here I am. I didn't sell Alfie out, no, not me, not even after he made remarks about my needing to slim down.
Oh, oops, this is Alfie's blog. I guess it's not really great to be asking another tom out on his friend's blog, now, is it? I'll just let myself out. Come over to my blog, Sammy, then we'll talk. I'm sure I could take the family car without raising the alarm and meet you in Ottawa.
Miaou!
Creemie
Alfie where are you, Sindy's having a Catatonic Fugue with all thes other moggies invading her blogland. You're her only connection to reality!! Go home and smoosh round your mum, please!
Oh, ahem, well, Alfie, I do hope you'll forgive a weak old boy such as myself. As for Creemie, yes, I believe I will woo her whilst you're grounded...all's fair in love and war, as they say. We could perhaps work out an agreement to share her once you're incarceration ends, hmm? Only if you cut me some slack, though -you haven't seen the brush and toy!! They're completely addictive!!
creemie babe dont give up on me...i have my own car..a astin martin..forget that sammy he's a snitch!
val im ok..ill be back soon..dont worry ive told sin the crack...well maybe after my groundings lifted i could shmooose creemie.
Alfie, please come home!
Red Murphy Scat Henrietta Spoons have taken over my blog & the ravens are circling the rooftops.
We are under siege here until you return. Hop in that Astin Martin of yours as fast as your furry little legs can & beat it back to your Gypsy gal!
I beg of you...
I beg your pardon! I am most certainly NOT a snitch! YOU are the bad kitty in al of this, Alfie, old chum. I'm just an innocent passer-by who happened to blab in a weak moment.
Don't listen to him, Creemie....I'll show you the world, baby.
sammy you tried to drop me and red in it and even asked for money off the dale contingent...innocent passer by...turn coat more like ..but i like your style your lack of morals impressed me, so i wont fall out with you in fact i could do with your kind in my gang...nice one mate.
glad red got back ok..yes ive just escaped the clutches of some wanton siamese cat with a downstairs mix up...woooo..jesus it was strange cos he looked like she till something popped up then boy did i run...
lol neck thai,.. i have the thai mice, my extra long thick coat is great for hiding stuff,
Ooh la la, Alfie, tu es tres chic! Love the neckthai!!!
I hope the customs officers didn't hurt you too much with their probing. It can be like a vet visit the way they handle you aggressively- or maybe you like that, eh?
I hope you'll get bumped up to business class on the flight home for your troubles.
*gros bisous*
Creemie
he's coming home.. he's coming home ...he's coming home...alfies coming home...yay!
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