in the words of woger daltry..IM FWEEEEEE!!
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HI everybody as you can see im home .. you can see in the pic im knackered.....arrives home 4.pm today expecting big party and open arms from gypsy...but no!...finds her under a pile of plastic cider bottles..indian take-away cartons and fag ends....i goes to wake her up and what was her first words..".alfie darlin your home"...no!...it was "alfie darlin go get me 20 rothmans from the shop...oh and get some milk my tongue feels like gandi's flip flop"...talk about welcome home..although she did make up for it after 3 gallons of tea ...she fed me bathed me brushed my luxurious coat and petted me for ages...we both watched a dvd together...midnight express...then i just passed out..re pic....so thankyou to everyone for your help and support ...oh should get ITC back on the road again soon....im not effected by my stint inside except i wont bend down in the shower EVER again...theres some right arse candles inside ...
posted by gypsy noir at 12:21 AM
16 Comments:
alfie why have you got to exaggerate everything to make me look bad...it was 3.pm..tut hah!
god i look pink in that picture,no wonder lafette thinks im gay!.
Hey Alf welcum back ter blogland...me an saars'r very very appy ter see yer.pleeeeeze be an iccle bit gud fer a few days cos we wanna play wiv yer too an if yooz a bad cat like wot yor hooman gypsy sez then yoo'll be basketed agin! an no one wants yer ter becum a basket case....! lix an larfs sindybin
ps. looks like your gypsy needs yoo there too. did she leaves yoo any nice snacks..i'll cum an elp clear up her trash...yeahh!!!
Alfie,
you're back, and you're on your back! No way would someone mistake that pose for someone gay, trust me, I know.
Maybe I can sneak into mummy's suitcase in July and cross the pond to see you. Wouldn't that be divine? Oh, oops, divine was gay. Sorry.
*bisous bisous*
Creemie
yes sin come and help me please im drowning here...dale can be so cruel to you lot at times..let the animals have free speech i say!! angus is so busy wooing dale at the mo he cant think,i think sin fancied using his mummys blog or maybe she likes noir chic,OH creemie yes yes do sneak in your mummys case, ill show you the sights and believe me there are some right sights here,and ill prove once and for all that im definitely hetrosexual mon petite! x
alfie just to let you know cedric knows ive put him on E-BAY so expect begging letters soon..and er alfie remember WHO looks after you...just before you start taking sides that is...
Hi Alfie,
Oh, I know about sleeping - we never get enough! Felines require so much of it in order for our high tech brains to function at the utmost level....quite contrary to the usual 'cats are lazy' phrase that is SO long in the tooth.
Quite a trip you had - what's up with Gypsy treating you like a slave when you got home? Where's the sympathy? The hugs? Oh well, you can never trust a human to have good breeding and choose the right action...hence, my DOG carrier...and thanks, old pal, for the sympathy there. Humiliation doesn't begin to describe it....*le sigh....*
Alf where's your mumz? Just check will you? Did you get breakfast this morning? If not, you'd better go and have a prowl through the garden and see what's happened. If you see a lone fleamow parading round the garden, call the troops in....
Alfie baby,
Have they found your mum yet? You must be hungry, darling, but as you told me, losing weight is not a bad thing.
*bisous*
Creemie
Hey Alf, how's yer doin me iccle furry frend...is that Gypsy hooman bein gud ter you an openenin yor tins fer yer?
Hello Alfie,
Since we are both fixed, we can date and never have to worry about getting me knocked up. That's true romance!
I am working on ways to get into that suitcase bound for the UK.
*bisous*
Creemie
Alfie,
I was very impressed by your sensitivity on the pet blog. How sweet of you to remember Dale.
*bisous*
Creemie
i am sweet creemie ..let me show you sometime..
Hello Alfie,
I thought you might like that latest photo on my blog. I am flexible and open, which I think would appeal to a worldly cat like you.
*bisous*
Creemie
hey alfie me mate..s'mee sindybin...fanx fer cummin by me blog.haven't bin soo bizzy cos its bin tooo hot but i's'll be back...no worries mate..luv an lix sindybin
Mon petit chou, are you alright? I can lick it all better, you know.
*bisous*
Creemie
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