in the words of woger daltry..IM FWEEEEEE!!

HI everybody as you can see im home .. you can see in the pic im knackered.....arrives home 4.pm today expecting big party and open arms from gypsy...but no!...finds her under a pile of plastic cider bottles..indian take-away cartons and fag ends....i goes to wake her up and what was her first words..".alfie darlin your home"...no!...it was "alfie darlin go get me 20 rothmans from the shop...oh and get some milk my tongue feels like gandi's flip flop"...talk about welcome home..although she did make up for it after 3 gallons of tea ...she fed me bathed me brushed my luxurious coat and petted me for ages...we both watched a dvd together...midnight express...then i just passed out..re pic....so thankyou to everyone for your help and support ...oh should get ITC back on the road again soon....im not effected by my stint inside except i wont bend down in the shower EVER again...theres some right arse candles inside ...

NOT GUILTY!!!

As you can see from the pic on the left my ma'am took this morning and emailed me, im been incarcerated at the local nick you can see me at the window on the left , i was arrested last night for the supposed illegal imigration of asylum seeking siamese cats and kittens, its not true ive been stitched up! by the local cat mafia lead by the don cat *felix the hat* he has always had it in for me because i wouldnt let him pimp on my patch. Im sat here in my cell with a psycho shrew killing inmate called mad joe metal claws, (also in pic above right) im so despondent i have my head in my paws trying to figure out how to prove my innocence, the food here is awful happy shopper cat food eeeyuk! , no kitty treats , no bacci, or alcohol im already suffering withdrawal symptoms , the cat litter gets changed once every 6 weeks, my bed is scrunched up newspaper wouldnt mind if it was the INDEPENDANT but its the bloody SUN for fecks sake!.. the only thing keeping me going is the fact that i know i have my friends -murphy-scat-henrietta spoons-red-sammy-sindy-baby lafette-cedric the cat flea (god im gonna have to be nice to him twat! and of course my true love creemie, i have that pic of you doing the marking on my wall but felix the hat is doing rude things to it. So hopefully with all your support and rippenhoffes exorbitant services i will be freed ASAP!.....oh woe is me >:0(

ITC

Hello to all my friends ...IM BACK!!!...what a time ive had ....its been well worth the grief i got off gypsy when i arrived home..but she loves me really...oh red that filly you had a bunk up with in the sushi bar, she gave me her mobile number for you so you can keep in touch...i want to thankyou all for your support...i heard about sammy snitching AND taking advantage of creemie in my absence...but im going to forgive you cos i like you really...so im grounded again for 2 weeks..so creemie your safe for now....and you lulu... of course no pocket money for ever! till i pay off the credit card that is.......Soooo... i need something to occupy me....i have come up with a fantastique idea.....im going to create my own radio show on the web for us pets and owners ...call it ..........IN THE CAT-LITTER.......i dont think its been done before, so what i want is for all you budding musicians -poets and writers to send me your songs poems lyrics stuff like that..it will be like an X FACTOR style audition...the best ones will get on the show...so dont be shy lets see what you can do. But the big news is there will be guest appearences from time to time from none other than my ma'am gypsy...and JIM MORRISONS GHOST!!.....CHIN CHIN!..

SHHHH!!

OK LISTEN UP ALL YOU CATS -DOGS -HORSES -FISH -PIGS-AND EVEN YOU CEDRIC THE CAT FLEA.....IM BLOGGING FROM AN INTERNET CAFE IN PHUKET...COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW GARY GLITTER JUST THEN.....ANYWAYS AS YOU ALL KNOW I GOT GROUNDED LAST NIGHT ALSO MY POCKET MONEY SUSPENDED.....SO WHAT IVE DONE IS WHEN GYPSY WAS DEAD TO THE WORLD SLEEPING OFF HER 6 BOTTLES OF GIN....I ESCAPED AND HITCHED A RIDE ON A EASY JET FLIGHT TO THIALAND....IVE BEEN APPROACHED TWICE BY TWO LADYBOY CATS CALLED SABASTIAN AND LEON....I TELL YOU GUYS I WAS A BIT SCARED ...IM GONNA SAMPLE SOME OF THE LOCAL DELIGHTS WHILE IM HERE ..THAI MICE...THEN AM HOPPING BACK HOME BEFORE GYPSY NOTICES...SO IF SHE COMES ASKING ANY OF YOU GUYS WHERE I AM , YOU DONT KNOW RIGHT..SAY ANYTHING JUST KEEP HER OFF MY TAIL....CHIN CHIN ..ALFIE...

WELL HELLO

HELLO ALL YOU BLOGGER TYPES,.....HUMAN OR ANIMAL....THE GREAT ...SUPREME....DEVILISHLY HANDSOME.....WICKED....AND DOWN RIGHT MODEST MOI HAS ARRIVED....I KNOW ..I KNOW...STAND BACK LADIES...ONE AT A TIME....YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO MY WORLD....ITS SHOW TIME.....XXX